• [UPDATE & WIPE] … and cars !
    5th October 2017

    Hey guys !

    Sorry for the lack of update those last month, I have a life you know.
    Not like all of you playing all day shooting at each other, can you even love ??

    Big update this evening (and monthly forced wipe), blueprints are back and the twig update is half gone.
    And guess what ?
    Come on… have a guess…
    Guess what…
    Ok stop saying “what ???”

    I’ve added a handful of cars (something like 10) around the map. Try to find one and enjoy.

    Have fun !

    4th May 2017

    Right, that’s an early update !
    Not even 7pm !
    I didn’t have time to prepare a speech or anything, my beer is still in the fridge…

    Anyway, the main news here : WIPE !
    Let’s start over again.

    The other news is : LET’S BUILD WITHOUT TC PRIVILEGES !! YOLO !!

    Yeah… you can now build (only twig stuff) and place ladders without needing TC privileges. Let’s see how that works out.

    …it’s the end of the world as we know it…. and I feel fine.

  • [UPDATE & WIPE] Always Look On The Bright Side Of Rust
    13th April 2017

    You know what they say.
    Some things in Rust are bad,
    They can really make you mad.
    Other things just make you swear and curse.
    When you’re chewing on Rust’s gristle,
    Don’t grumble, give a whistle!
    And this’ll help things turn out for the best

    We’ve been waiting for it, and here it is !
    The update is being deployed right now, and the server is being wiped.
    So what does it bring ?
    What did we have to wait 6 weeks for ?
    Well… animals shouldn’t be glitching through rocks anymore.
    They are more clever, a bit like the dog that used to follow you everywhere when you were 10, how many time did he run across the kitchen, playful, filled with joy, so fast… only to be stop violently by the glass door ?
    Good old Sparky, may he rest in peace.

    Other than that, the furnaces will now look straight even on a slope, beauty is in the details.
    Right, I think that’s it, try not to get eaten by a deer and have fun !

    6th April 2017

    Good bases we have, oh, good bases we’ve lost…
    Along the way.
    In this great future, you can’t forget your raids,
    So dry your tears, I seh.
    No Update, No Wipe.

    I know I know… That’s pissing me off too.
    So Facepunch decided to not update this week and to delay the patch to next thursday. Same for the wipe.
    And as you know, here, it’s only dev-forced wipes.
    That’s how I roll baby, I ain’t gonna wipe for a week and have a dev forced wipe next thursday again.

    We just gonna have to be patient, and roam aimlessly the server for seven more days. Then we’ll have a short 3 weeks month of April.

    This next update better be fucking amazing.

    NEXT WIPE : 13 / 04

  • [UPDATE] Born To Be Raided
    16th March 2017

    Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen
    Take the map in a love embrace ♫
    Fire all of your rockets at once
    And explode into space ! ♫

    Thursday evening means Server Update !
    Some updates are bigger than others… some are not.
    And this week there’s no need for me to troll you as the update is a troll itself : they’ve added the spinner wheel.
    They can be painted like signs and then you spin them around and woohoo you can set up a nice lotto next to your shop.

    They’ve also brought back the airdrop signals. That is not really a big YAY! because they shouldn’t have removed it in the first place. And if you’ve never seen what it looks like, careful, this is NOT a cool pink smoke grenade like I thought it was the first time I used it during a raid.

    Have fun you bunch of weirdos !